THE PICTO BLOG

Go Fork Yourself

rye — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:58:16 +0000

This is what I spent my time doing today. Fork people are easy to make. All you need is forks and..what the hell is wrong with me.

The Sugar Doughnut

rye — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:53:18 +0000

What’s the point of eating a sugar doughnut if all the sugar falls off. Why the hell am I eating a doughnut at 6PM..god damit.

G.I. DEFENDERS!

rye — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:30:50 +0000

So while at the pharmacy today I checked out the toy section and found this little gem. I’ve seen companies rip ideas before, but this is just ridiculous. G.I. Joe’s are like what $4 at BigLots? Parents do you kids a favor and splurge..G.I. Joe never defended shit..they killed raptors and ate porkchop sandwhiches.

The Overweight Car

rye — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:28:57 +0000

Today while leaving the pharmacy I saw a car in the parking lot. What would drive an individual to jam pack (and I mean jam front seats, back seats and trunk) their car full of groceries and toys is beyond my mind, but this guy did it. This guy must know the end is near. This is to you future man.

Speed Racer

rye — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:23:49 +0000

Today an old women raced my car. She out of nowhere went from 30 MPH to 85 MPH. This grandma was so hardcore she was rocking bullet holes on her door. If you see her beware, but at least she had her hands at 10 & 2.

Leroy the Goose

rye — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:18:06 +0000

This is Leroy the goose. He’s king of the geese. He’s been standing on the roof at my work for days. He’s a huge ass who like to eat grass and shit on peoples heads as they come out the back door. Remind me why the hell these things exist?

Permanent Markers

rye — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:06:18 +0000

Today I decided to draw a picture. I drew it with a permanent marker and now I have a permanent copy on my desk as well. This is not going to go over well with my boss.

WHAT!?!

rye — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:59:50 +0000

WHAT is this person thinking. Obviously someone thought this was the best idea ever, if it makes any sense.

Post-it Notes

rye — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:27:29 +0000

Today I found Post-it notes in my bathroom. When I asked my dad why they were there he said for me to write down my shity ideas. Thanks dad.

Looks like this Twitter plug-i…

rye — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:30:24 +0000

Looks like this Twitter plug-in for wordpress is going to need some hacking. Bare with me folks.